I Keep Buying Domain Names
I go through periods of boredom, or excitement, or something else that doesn't have a name. When I do this, I buy a domain name and then create content for it. Eventually (it actually doesn't take long), I lose interest and move on. Or else I put up a single page, for no reason at all.
Important Things To Know
I have a rich fantasy life and I have somehow sold the fantasy to countless others, including my employer.
If the fonts on this page seem huge, it is because I code with old eyes. If you are offended by this, then buy your own domain name and get as tiny as you like.
People who like me forgive my intensity. People who don't like me are legion. They are comforted by the knowledge that I have a diagnosed mental illness and whisper about my medication-free life. Really they do. It's not paranoia. Nope.
If I sound vaguely like some chick with an unpronounceable last name who disappeared from St. Louis a decade ago, congratulations, you have a great memory.
I live in Red Deer, Alberta with a cat and a husband. They take turns being adorable. In the World of Noodles, Beanie the cat works in a downtown bakery, takes the number 5 bus three times a week to get there, and has flour on her paws and jimmies in her ears when she gets back home. The cat in my header picture is Blue. He went to Clown College, but retired on disability and died in May 2011. And yes, that really is my desk.
I have a son and a brother who enrich my life and a job I love with the passion of youth. However, as you know, I'm old and my brain is full of noodles.